iwannabedrunk:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand = Nicki

the-last-enemy:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

HEDWIG CALM YO TITS.

Both Harry and Hedwig need to calm their tits.

omg this was one of the first gifs I’ve ever made :’)

palepointedface:

HEDWIG CALM YO TITS.

“Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.”

— Zoe Saldana

shepardcommander:

thelegendofben:

• Talking (because the dialog is always terrible)
• Anal (because fuck you, that’s why. i don’t like watching it)
• Children (if i see this, i’m reporting you to the FBI. i’m serious)
• Big Black Dicks (ew)
• Old Ladies (EW)
• Black Girls (because i find them generally annoying in porn)
• Midgets/Dwarves (uuummm….nothing against short people….)
• Animals (seriously, wtf? not okay)
• Large Women (nothing personal, it’s just not what i’m into. let’s not make this a fat/skinny thing, i’m not exactly a paragon myself)
• The Camera Guy Talking (because he always sounds like a creepy mouth-breather)
• Fake Orgasms That Don’t Fool Anybody (seriously a virgin can tell you’re faking)
• Female Body Hair (again, lets not make this a sexism thing, i just don’t find it attractive. fucking sue me)
• Obviously Fake Titties (i know you can afford better fake tits than that, you’re nipples aren’t even pointing the right direction)
• Pepperoni Nipples (this is porn, not pizza hut. gtfo)
• The Girl to Sound in Pain (i want to watch porn, not a rape scene)
• Excessive Dicks (look, why is there more than one dick? more that one is just impractical. gtfo, dicks)
• Cum-shots in Her Eye (that’s just mean)
• Guys with Tramp-Stamps (really? Really? no. you need to go)
• Family Guy/The Simpsons/Futurama Rule 34 Adds Everywhere (ok Bart Simpson having a three-way with his mom and sister, immediately kills my erection)
• Bros in the Background (because i hate hearing “NICE” and “GET HER DUDE” and “OH SHIT MAN, I LOVE TITTES” while i’m trying to jerk off. it’s obnoxious)

TAKE NOTE OF THIS, PORN SITES! I EXPECT YOU ALL TO CATER TO MY FAPPING NEEDS FROM NOW ON!

“OH SHIT MAN, I LOVE TITTIES”

daily-tumbles:

FREEDOOOOM!

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